Way to ruin it! I can only get off if my Shrek x Sonic is outside of wedlock.

Now on the other hand, if this is Shrek trying to move forward with Sonic after their bastard-affront-to-god hybrid shreknic baby died due to m-preg birth complications, and they have a poor marriage trapped in the shadow of that loss until Shrek starts an affair with Shadow?

Well then I’m back in.