Now, see, I am not sure of this is real or satire. I really would expect them to try some nonsense like this, so it could be as true as it could be satire…
This makes my brain hurt

I wouldn’t. I’d skip a bunch of them.
Only because I don’t have the storage

You wouldn’t download the means of production!
I like to download the memes of production
TIL Mark Zuckerberg is a Communist
(Facebook torrented something like 80 TBs worth of copyrighted data)
Really?
My seed ratio is going to be OVER 9000!!!11
Gotta seed’em all! 😅
Pirating flacs so I’m safe
I was downloading some christmas albums for my mother in law and she said “isn’t downloading mp3s illegal?” And I said “these are flac files its totally different.”
My mother is also a prime example of piracy hypocrisy.
Piracy bad
and about 1 week later after having complained about the electricity bill my server incurs:
Can you get me this show?
Is this satire or did americans unironically create this
It is satire but Americans have unironically created similar propaganda this is styled after.
Yeah. Americans are insane.
Yes, we are.
My trailer trash neighbor hates the new folks across the street because they’re from out of state. “This ain’t New York!” It’s not even racially motivated, everybody is white. I swear he purposely does annoying shit to bother them.
And before anyone judges me for calling them trailer trash, their Wi-Fi is “Trailer Trash.”
Valid.
Wait till you meet the satyrical Americans, they’re even insanerer.
I want it already, why you keep trying to convince me?
Get off the phone! I’m trying to use the Communism!

Not communism! I’m afraid of it threatening trade, free elections, and my individual freedoms.
Certainly unchecked capitalism will save us!
our mp3*

“You wouldn’t download a Communism”
I’d download anything I could get my Commie mitts on.
That old thing about “Would you download a car?” Goddamn right I would.
iirc they had to change it from “download” to “steal” because the overwhelming response was “hell yeah I’d download a car!” XD
Obligatory “they stole the music for that clip”
It always reminded me of the Batman: Beyond intro music.
If I could download a free car through the Internet, I don’t care what you call it, I’m in.









