• captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Damn, look at that couch fucker

    Very sexy couches, is what JD Vance is looking for

    Aaaah why is JD Vance fucking my couch

    No, JD Vance won’t choose to fuck his wife instead of a couch

    Crap, JD Vance is fucking another couch

    Egads, JD Vance really puts the love in loveseat