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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Noses run, feet smell

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Noses run, feet smell

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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    iDLSBXj7wVplPXk.png
    And what is up with airplane food?!

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    For the same reason we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

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      Which is…?

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        English is stupid…

        • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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          Bingo.

          English is the drunken bully of languages, stealing words and claiming them as its own.

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            Nope—that’s how all language work. Like go study Japanese and see how many words they “stole” from English 🤣

            And linguistic purism is generally associated with nationalism. See the GOP’s recent English-only policies as an example. No bueno.

            Languages mixing and ‘stealing’ from each other is a good thing. One human race. ✌️

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              You’re not wrong at all. My favourite Japanese word is “gu-rey-pu-fu-root-su” for grapefruit. Like, bro, copy off me but don’t make it look like you’re copying. 😂

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        Homonyms.

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          I’m binym myself.

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    re: re: RE: fwd: TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE!!

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    Have you ever tried to wear sexy striped thigh high stockings on your nose???

    (I, uh…I’m genuinely asking)

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      Simpsons Scorpio episode "Yes, once"

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    But nose also smell and foot also run.

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    It’s not 12" but it smells like a foot…

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    Maybe your feet smell. I regularly shower.

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    We were built upside down.

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    Because you are sick and need a shower.

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    Reminds me of a line from Ed, Edd, n Eddy. “How can my feet smell if they don’t have a nose?”

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    I wish my nose ran :/

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      D-do you run from other places?

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    Because bread taste better than key

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    What’s the punch line?

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      Because you’re upside down

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