• shalafi@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    1991, gf and I are visiting Broken Bow Reservoir in the very SE corner of Oklahoma. (Stunning place BTW! Seriously.)

    Me: “What in the world are all those tiny blue tents?”

    GF: “Roosters for cockfighting.”

    Me: “They still do that?!”

    Later that night, outside our cabin.

    Me: “What is that noise?!”

    GF: “Roosters.”

    Same trip, we hit a convenience store to inquire about an ATM. I’m watching the girls behind the counter point and laugh at her. I could SEE her turning red before she storms out the door.

    “What the fuck was that about?”

    “I explained that I use this card to withdraw money from a bank machine and they laughed at me!”

    Poor gf. Imagine being genius-level IQ and growing up in Oklahoma.

    Another funny thing about that trip; Two broke college kids only needed to scrouge $100 for gas all the way across state, food, 2 nights in a private cabin and a day’s boat rental. $238 in 2025. Imagine that.

    Anyway, felt like telling a story.