We need enamel that grows back. More robustly built eyes that don’t get bent out of shape and lose effectiveness. A user replaceable HEPA filter somewhere along the windpipe. An update to the liver firmware to get rid of hangovers. Most importantly, and I can’t stress this enough, we need certain kinds of body hair to be opt-in only.
Well, I’ll tell you why: those are bug fixes. One of them fixes that bug that Nancy had when she tried to install the thing on a computer that didn’t have Internet Explorer. Another one fixes that bug that occurs in low memory conditions. Another one fixes that bug that occurred when the file is on a floppy disk and the user yanks out the disk in the middle.
Human body is a nightmare and needs a redesign.
We need enamel that grows back. More robustly built eyes that don’t get bent out of shape and lose effectiveness. A user replaceable HEPA filter somewhere along the windpipe. An update to the liver firmware to get rid of hangovers. Most importantly, and I can’t stress this enough, we need certain kinds of body hair to be opt-in only.
I want my tail back
There are so many neat little things I could do
It could hold my stuff or untie my shoe
I want my tail back!
Just think how useful it could be on the loo
Relevant
This aged like milk.
Not really. Sure, the tech has changed, but the underlying logic remains the same.
Don’t say that! I shudder to think what NVIDIA or M$ would do to it…
Can we has FOSS redesign, plz?