nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoParents... Huh...discuss.tchncs.deimagemessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1620
arrow-up1620imageParents... Huh...discuss.tchncs.denutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·10 hours agoIf I was the result of that, I’d be feeling seriously insulted.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 hours agoDon’t worry, your mom gushed like Old Faithful when you were conceived. Your dad’s long-stroke game was on-point that night. You can rest easy, she was thoroughly satisfied.
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·47 minutes agoIt’s a shame she’s losing her marbles & can’t remember shit, or I’d confirm that with her. It’d make me feel so much better about myself.
If I was the result of that, I’d be feeling seriously insulted.
Don’t worry, your mom gushed like Old Faithful when you were conceived. Your dad’s long-stroke game was on-point that night. You can rest easy, she was thoroughly satisfied.
It’s a shame she’s losing her marbles & can’t remember shit, or I’d confirm that with her. It’d make me feel so much better about myself.