• tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
    14·
    12 hours ago

    Make the It Follows monster real, but it goes after the richest person in the world until the world Gini coefficient is down to 0.3

    • rainwall@piefed.socialEnglish
      2·
      5 hours ago

      I expect the wish would kill him too, and most of MAGA. They all want to take over Greenland.

    • marcos@lemmy.world
      2·
      7 hours ago

      There’s a really fun discussion of news commentators on the lines of “Nobody is stupider than Trump, Vance will just be better at being evil” and “Nobody is stupider than Vance, Trump is the one keeping everything in place”.

      Reality is probably too weird to predict anyway.

  • Siethron@lemmy.world
    1·
    10 hours ago

    Look, if the seal on magic ever did break then 99.5% of humans would be dead within 24 hours.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
      2·
      7 hours ago

      look the only two spells i need are transmute fart to fire and i already got that one and the other spell is jeff’s delicious feast. i’d probably kill myself with the first spell.