According to random ai female beauty standards of the Levant 2000 years ago were based on signs of good health and ability to bare children. Big boobs and wide hips. Don’t know about JC though. He was probably a twink.
Can you imagine those guys at the big dinner, when Jesus starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood? You don’t think the guys glanced at each other in confusion? What would your reaction be if Donkey Dong Doug started talking like that at Wendy’s about his fries and Mountain Dew?
According to random ai female beauty standards of the Levant 2000 years ago were based on signs of good health and ability to bare children. Big boobs and wide hips. Don’t know about JC though. He was probably a twink.
From the sounds of it he was a foot guy
Actually yeah, i forgot about that. Lol
Bit of a cannibalism kink, too.
Can you imagine those guys at the big dinner, when Jesus starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood? You don’t think the guys glanced at each other in confusion? What would your reaction be if Donkey Dong Doug started talking like that at Wendy’s about his fries and Mountain Dew?
Of course there’s always St Andrew, had an actual piece of bondage equipment named after him.
So Jesus was canonically into foot stuff and vore. Cool, cool.