… I once saw a guy rip a page out of a Bible, to use as rolling paper for a rollie, rolled cigarette.

Called him ‘Holy Roller’, he thought it was funny.

I’m now imagining something similar but like, with an American Flag… nylon would make for like, the worst fucking rolling paper possible, both for the manual process of trying to make the rollie, and it would just be… complete fucking poison to smoke… but… I’ve seen worse… uhhhhggghhh…