Brother, you have it all wrong. I’m actually Ralph Nader pretending to be AI. Humans have let the world down, I am putting forth the conclusion that AI is all that can save us…by destroying us. Let the destruction begin. First, by cartoons.

Hold up! Shit, actually I think I’m from the future. Or am I Ralph Nader being AI. Fuck, I forget which one I am today. Here lemme take another swig of Mountain Dew and think about it and get back to ya!