I’ve been having the weirdest dreams recently, and of course I remember them all!

• I found a door in a wall, hip height and small, and there was a toilet behind it. OK, I thought, I need to take a shit anyhow. Entered, lowered my pants, and sat down. But due to the small door I did not notice that this room has a second half, with a table and chairs, and my relatives sitting around it. Neither of us minded though, and I continued taking a shit. It was one of those really bad ones that make me use tons of toilet paper. Well, I finished at last and was overcome by endless enbarassment, like what about the smell etc.

• I worked in a school as a substitute teacher and a fire broke out in an area I was responsible for. I did not notice immediately (bad). But one kid did. Instead of simply opening the door to where I was and telling me, he invented a morse machine out of a plastic tube and morsed SOS out the window. I did manage to extinguish the fire, and later all the parents and coworkers came and of course it was all my fault and the kid was the hero of the day.

Feeling super weird after these, but esp. the first one. I didn’t even need to take a shit when I woke up. Like, wtf brain, that’s not one of my major fears!

Thank you for coming to my dream talk.

With that thick of a pillow, you’re gonna get neck pain for sure, so I hope they don’t have plans for tomorrow or any following days either…

!mrlovenstein@sh.itjust.works