Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
“People don’t want our product and we’re in danger of failure, wahhh” -capitalist oligarch
Something something free market dynamics something something. Oh wait, they only believe in that when it means deregulating, but if it means letting their company fail then all of a sudden everyone else has a responsibility to carry weight for them?
Privatized profits and socialized losses. Damn greedy crooks.
That’s right. He bought $TRUMP so we get to bail out their shitty company when AI “boom” implodes on itself. Banana republic go brrrr
Such a waste.
Good.
Not boom, we’re waiting for a kaboom
Stop calling LLMs ‘AI’, there’s nothing intelligent about regurgitating statistically luke-warm refried Reddit threads.
My line, thanks for saving me the work of typing it out this time.
oooh, promise?
The customer is always right in matters of taste and style.
If you can’t get (and keep) customers for your product: that’s your problem.
Translation: “Please help us justify our choices to our board. They want to know why we YOLO’d billions into making our users hate us.”
Gooooooooooooooooood
Don’t get too excited folks, Nadella’s never been right about anything before…
Whining that nobody wants to use your product worked pretty well for Zuck and his Mii-verse. Oh, that’s right, it didn’t, never mind.
It will falter, because in present state it’s a complete scam
Please, please buy into our grift.
signed microslop
or isit macroslop?
Please use our products. Don’t you see our lack of growth??
So we just have to keep doing what we’re already doing?
