Man-At-Arms: “In today’s movie, Orko’s new friends used peer pressure to convince him to do something he didn’t want to do. He got into trouble, and his ‘new friends’ ran away. Remember - your real friends will never pressure you to do something you’re uncomfortable with.”
If this doesn’t end with an important life lesson I’ll. be like: Hey, what’s going on?
Post-credits scene be like:
As long as it has the kick ass credits song I’m in.