• Sunsofold@lemmings.world
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    19 hours ago

    You do. That’s your track over there. It’s just smaller and populated with non-humans. You actuate it with your tongue on that little lever. Better make your decision quick though. Looks like money-bags is about to make his, and it’s not looking good for those of us on this track.

  • doug@lemmy.today
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    24 hours ago

    if there does happen to be a god or any semblance of an afterlife I have a looooooooot of questions.

    number one how dare you? number two get fucked. number three reset the server already.

    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      Don’t worry it’s all a part of my plan, and I know what you’re thinking “you must be pretty fucked up to think up this Machiavellian hell-scape” but no the funny thing is im god so anything I do is defacto good so anyone who disagrees with me deserves to burn in hell for an eternity, understand? No? Of course not and that’s why you deserve to go to hell.