If you were invited to such a party you’re probably already ahead of the curve
Just find that party dog.
You can find some pretty cool people in the corners if you realize they are just like you and you try to talk to them
TALK??!
This guy’s crazy right, like someone that went into a corner because they’re welcoming conversation!!! That’s the worst spot to get company, there’s no exit strategies that can work well in a corner!
Erm, you can soil yourself in panic and excuse yourself to the bathroom. Works every single time.
I suppose I am a middling introvert. I am usually dragged to parties by my friends but once there I can converse relatively well. I tend to prefer to talk to other people who seem like they were dragged there as well.
Sit on the stairs if you can, there might be a cat
Just hang out with the plant, man.
Ew that plant is fare too talkative. No Joe I don’t care where Sherry was dropping her seeds.
Kung Fu Panda strategy, I see.
Hmm now I wonder what’s in the 2 bad corners…
Spiders named Steve
first name Steve, last name Spiders
Steve
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