• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      2·
      10 hours ago

      Or I guess you only get blowjobs?

      Or… titjobs or whatever?

      It is extremely funny though, to think that vaginal sex would constrict your dick to I guess the point of causing something like atrophy and collapse all the tiny capillaries of the … spongy parts of a dick…

      … but somehow anal sex would not do this.

      The meme is either meant to be so dumb that its ironic, or, whoever made it has never actually stuck their dick in anyone’s butt.

      Also I guess we are just also pretending pelvic floor muscles and such … aren’t relevant at all, somehow, to what one can get their dick to do.

      • Cypher@lemmy.world
        5·
        6 hours ago

        The meme is either meant to be so dumb that its ironic

        How did it go over your head that this is a parody of the ‘women getting loose vaginas from too much cock’ boomer insults

    • III@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      10 hours ago

      Not mentioned in the image but did you buy the assumed obscenely large truck? The best-in-class leg room is the only way for the virgin sausage to have space to grow.

  • kingofras@lemmy.world
    4·
    13 hours ago

    If you combine this with the scientific evidence that vaginas stretch over time from multiple penetrations and giving birth, it makes total sense that older couples don’t have any intercourse at all.