Rekall Incorporated@piefed.social to Linux@programming.devEnglish · 2 months agoDev creates astrology-powered CPU scheduler for Linux, makes decisions based on planetary positions and zodiac signs — sched_ext framework informed by lunar phases, cosmic weather reports, and dynamicwww.tomshardware.comexternal-linkmessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1170file-textcross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.mlprogrammer_humor@programming.devnottheonion@lemmy.world
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minus-squareGamma@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoWhat other weird schedulers could we do, crontab for mars? Seconds to midnight? Death rate?
What other weird schedulers could we do, crontab for mars? Seconds to midnight? Death rate?