• I’m the worst type of gamer.

    I think gaming is bad and think gamers have bad opinions.

    My perfect game is Civilizaris Skypico 4X for the PS1.

    Mostly.

    If it’s not a magnificent 4x experience that makes me forget to blink for hours at a time, I want punishingly difficult quarter muncher style arcadey titles.

    I have too much time in the Vlambeer games, and have way too much time in splatformers.

    Jrpgs are OK too, but I only like them on handheld. I’m working through the PSX release of FF7 on my RGxx35sp right now and having a blast with it.

    My tiny claim to fame is that I once beat After Burner Climax at Gameworks in Newport, Kentucky circa 2011