nature knows what happens to big holes
Small holes can be stretched. Urethral penetration is a thing, and more often happens to vagina owners than penis owners.
I was at a show in Berlin once and a saw a guy take another guy’s dick up his dickhole. Still haunts me.
With enough cocaine usage, you can tear down the partition wall and have yourself a uninostril (not recommended).

Now show me that 34th
We don’t go there, we don’t do that here.
* Open private session*
Hell no!
I appreciate that we also only use one nostril at a time, which we can only do with two. It swaps every few hours, too!
Directional smelling to find the source. Like sharks or bloodhounds
Maybe a hole of the appropriate singular size would need more structural support to remain open and be in more danger of: collapse, blockage, insect invasion, or foreign object ingestion - or objects large enough to be guaranteed to do more lung damage.
Nasal sex, snort.
The human horn is a powerful aphrodisiac.
Just what we need. Ass, vag, and mouth aren’t enough
And ears, for aural.
Oh no. Oh no.
I bet it would feel sort of good
Do you have the sniffles or are you just happy to see me?
Snot rocket bb
What?
The phrase “giving head” would need an additional clarification.
So would “Nose job” for that matter.









