I wouldn’t be surprised if many people who did go see it were blackmailed in some way.
Not necessarily blackmailed. Just bribed.
Can they try to bribe me? I mean they can pay me in advance and I will pinky promise I will go watch it… or maybe they can bribe me with cash, like around 100$, but also a half bottle of whisky or rum to make it tolerable. I’ll just mix the stuff in the large sodas they will provide (and I will need take frequent bathroom breaks to take a few nice long pisses).
Id be the same way.
And it’s mandatory!?
ICE will find you and bring you to the theater.
I’d rather be shot in the face and called a stupid bitch.
That’s very patriotic of you.
I’d take the death penalty
Would rather they just impound my car.
Quickly back up and hit the cruiser. Can’t see Melania if you’re in jail.
I’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.
Or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer.
A man of culture I see!
Or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with AMERICAN beer.
FIFY
Sorry, but you can’t fix perfection. This is the lyrics to AVGN!
Banjo jokes for the modern era
Thats where $7m came from…




