Source: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/dining/food-delivery-apps-doordash-uber.html
This is horrifying in every possible direction.
Source: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/dining/food-delivery-apps-doordash-uber.html
This is horrifying in every possible direction.
So was hunting and gathering for food … but than we had a civilisation with division of labour an all.
Do you need a delivery app to get someone to help you whipe your ass?
Some people are broke and spend as much on rent as on delivery. those idiots don’t get to complain.
delivery is a once in a while luxury. not a living necessity.
even if you live in a food desert, there are much cheaper ways to eat than ordering incredibly overpriced food because you rather spend your time doomscrolling
And now we have those who’d rather work for recreation, and those who’d rather work as recreation. I can find better things to spend my money on than food.
That’s fair enough. I have better things to spend my time on than cooking. To each their own.
but how do you eat??
i have better things to do than to go to the toilet to shit, that doesn’t mean I shit my pants.
I have your mum regurgitate it in my mouth.
does she also change your diapers?
No she’s not qualified, the Groom of the Stool is a very prestigious position.
go look for YouTube videos on how to self potty train, you can go back to your cocomelon afterwards
Yeah, the it’s not getting funnier on your 3rd try. But I appreciate the attempt.