Source: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/dining/food-delivery-apps-doordash-uber.html
This is horrifying in every possible direction.
Source: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/dining/food-delivery-apps-doordash-uber.html
This is horrifying in every possible direction.
but how do you eat??
i have better things to do than to go to the toilet to shit, that doesn’t mean I shit my pants.
I have your mum regurgitate it in my mouth.
does she also change your diapers?
No she’s not qualified, the Groom of the Stool is a very prestigious position.
go look for YouTube videos on how to self potty train, you can go back to your cocomelon afterwards
Yeah, the it’s not getting funnier on your 3rd try. But I appreciate the attempt.
not need to be funny, you’re the pathetic manchild who can’t take care of yourself and takes pride on your ignorance and lack of basic skills.
Well, you should practice the basic skill of reading, because I didn’t say any of that. I can cook and I never said not being able to cook is in any way desirable, just that I don’t enjoy it and thus I avoid it.
If you’re trying to be clever edge lord, at least try to get a basic understanding of what the other person is saying. And maybe don’t try to make the same poop joke 3 times in a row.
all dude said was that he didn’t enjoy cooking, it’s not that hard to fathom.