And, it totally won’t stream everything to Elon’s personal data center where only he, every employee, and every billionaire, and any script kiddie hacker, have complete access to everything every robot records.

“Another service I can provide is to observe your family’s urination process and analyze your feces for potential issues. I’ll follow you to the restroom now. This is a free service, included in the monthly subscription fee. If you spread your knees a bit, I can use my fingertip camera.”