No handjob no purchase.
And, it totally won’t stream everything to Elon’s personal data center where only he, every employee, and every billionaire, and any script kiddie hacker, have complete access to everything every robot records.
“Another service I can provide is to observe your family’s urination process and analyze your feces for potential issues. I’ll follow you to the restroom now. This is a free service, included in the monthly subscription fee. If you spread your knees a bit, I can use my fingertip camera.”
If you don’t have your own sleep paralysis demon, store bought is fine
I couldn’t afford name brand, is off brand ok?
Or “accidentally” kill you in your sleep for making a post disparaging herr leader.
or rape you in your sleep while streaming it live on X
People need to go watch or rewatch “The Second Renaissance” from the Animatrix.
(Uh, NSFW gore warning)
they could literally fall over and kill you, they’re heavy as fuck
Then at 7 am it will wake you up with a Musk’s Sieg Heil salute accompanied by some nazi song.
There is no way on I would trust anything that asshat musk produces.
*and send all those data to D’Ellon
Guess my £150 tracker watch isn’t necessary anymore /s
