I feel like I’m 12 years old again at a busy public pool, and just watched the lifeguards clear everybody out.
Anyone want to walk to Sev with me and buy a cyclone ice cream stick?
2 Girls 1 Trump. Shit that sounds very wrong.
Honestly a distraction from the Epstein files?
WRONG. WRONG! …
They are called “the Epstein tRUMP files”I prefer trump-Epstein. It makes it feel like the name of a rare disease.
LMAO
Wait hold up… did he actually do a poo poo?
This isn’t new behavior. He’s been incontinent for decades. Look up people telling stories about working on “The Apprentice”, the folks that worked on it called it “The Shit Show”.
One of the things that was claimed in the Sascha Riley tapes was that, when Riley was sexually assaulted by trump as a child, he kicked something (I think he said a broomstick or something) way up Trump’s ass, causing him to be airlifted off Epstein Island. This is completely unverified, of course, but it makes amazing head canon as an explanation for his incontinence. It’s also a great villain origin story.
It was a tent peg 😀
I’m only a secondhand source at best, but one of my customers works for city hall and says she met him once, and while she doesn’t know if it was shit or BO, he smells atrocious. I forget her exact words, but ‘dumpster fire’ would have been a kind estimate.
I mean you just know he smells terrible. The mix of old fat guy paired with whatever his orange taint, and hairspray and perfume would smell like. All that mixed with a loaded diaper
Wtf

The sound isn’t that convincing, but the reaction of everyone else in the room says something hugely embarrassing went down.
Also blonde standing right behind him definitely caught the worst of the back blast.
If you can’t hear a very clear loud squeaky fart sound, you need to turn up the volume and tune out the extremely loud person talking with your brain.
It’s there. Right when the blonde looks down at him.
And as someone who worked in a nursing home for a year when I was in my 20s, that “put put putput put” sound that happens twice is exactly the sound of someone shitting themselves in a diaper. You get used to listening for it
I want someone to sound isolate this because I miss it almost every time I watch the video
Oh, I can hear it all right. But a “fart sound” isn’t exactly convincing evidence by itself.
It’s very short and small, like a small amount of gas that quickly turned to escaped fluid that just gushed out
Like I said, I can hear it.
Yes but can you taste it?
God I wish 😩
It probably smelled pretty viscous, the sort of thing that hangs out in the nostrils even if you leave the room
She fucking tasted it! She was at ground zero.
Ootl, what happened? Did he shit his pants on live TV again?
The video in question, since nobody’s linked you. At 33 seconds you hear what appears to be an audible fart/shart. Given how fast he cleared the room after and some of the facial expressions, it does seem very likely he did.

Those seem like… real stretches. When she “Gestures it’s a code 2” she scratches her nose, and the staff hot mic is extremely indistinct, to the point that even listening for “I really can’t do this again” I can only barely hear it - it could be anything, including an apology. Even the initial “shart” noise is an incredibly minor sound in a room with a whole lot of extremely minor sounds.
I hate when people leap to support this kind of rumor, because it’s just such a waste of time - there’s never going to be any proof, everyone is just putting string on a corkboard and insisting it makes sense. There’s so so many exhaustively well documented things to hold against trump, why in this case do we need to literally make shit up to feel superior to him? Isn’t the part where we’re not stupid corrupt racist genocidal narcissistic homophobic hypocritical monsters enough?
Dude, the sound is clearly audible, and the people behind him clearly react to it, and they clearly end the event prematurely right after it happens.
Attention on this doesn’t diminish any of the horrible atrocities committed by the Trump Admin, but it cuts at the very foundation of the “strongman” persona Trump tries so desperately to portray
A sound is audible, yeah. I can’t believe I’m using this argument but anyone in that room full of people could have farted, and it feels like the people really championing this have never watched another one of his pressers - he ends them abruptly like this all the time, the body language of the people behind him is always weird (they’re big enough freaks that they’re willing to be filmed standing behind trump), there’s really nothing abnormal (for trump) happening here.
If you want to believe trump shit his pants sure, you can do that - but the willingness of people to latch onto this and insist that it’s true (in the face of so many reasons to be skeptical), even presenting red-string-on-board evidence like in that youtube screenshot, should worry you. If they’re willing to accept this with no evidence, what else are they accepting with a similar degree of scrutiny just because it’s something you want to be true?
I think you’re taking this too seriously
I think you’re dismissing my well founded concern over the eager acceptance of misinformation because you don’t want to see it as a problem to make fun of your enemies - sure, it’s fine to make fun of trump, but even in this thread people are going well beyond just making fun of him and are acting like this is clearly established fact.
Mostly because it’s hilarious.
And you’re right, the real evidence this happened is in the reactions of the other people in the room, which are a lot harder to argue with. If nobody had reacted, I’d also be saying this doesn’t happen.
My favorite part is at 00:40 when you see rfk jr do a big inhale and frown and maybe even think to that he shouldn’t have sat behind him.
There was a weird noise in a recent press event at the oval office and then reporters were ushered outside - rumors are that the reporters said it smelled like he shit himself, but I haven’t seen any primary source stating that. Seems most likely that this is a rumor and something else was going on, though it would be amusing if it were true.
until he provides proof stating otherwise, that vile man just shit his pants on live television in one of the most storied rooms in America.
it’s where the Cuban missile crisis was resolved by John F Kennedy.
Nixon addressed the nation when Watergate broke.
Lyndon Johnson signed the civil rights act of 1964.
Bill Clinton got his dick wet.
finally, Donald Trump shit himself in front of a nation.
man, what an amazing history and now his shitty drawers are a part of it!
I mean: do you really think an official would confirm POTUS shat his pants if it were true? These are the scenes where you’ll never know what actually happened.
oh, we all know what happened.
pic related

Yeah, exactly.
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Oh my god, I’d kill for a cyclone pop. Do they still make those?
More like “El Douche”.
a cyclone ice cream stick?
Not hungry now, thank you 🤢
Why are we over cropping images now?
What is the first word of “…at American Recovery Initiative”? And why is “Office” in “Oval Office” removed?
No idea on the first word, but ‘the oval’ is basically presidential slang for the Oval Office.
I was always more of a drumstick kind of guy











