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tumblr post where first post reads, alternate universe where when darth vader declares that he’s Luke’s father Luke comes to the (entirely reasonable) conclusion that darth vader and anakin skywalker were married

reply reads, How could you kill your HUSBAND?!" and Luke gets away with his hand because Anakin’s too confused trying to figure out when he and Obi Wan got married and why he’s only learning about it now

edit: also I’m @QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works, I think my home instance is updating or sthm right now 🤷‍♀️

  • I am confused how this all makes sense.
    Biologically, which does not matter as much as who actually raises you:
    Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader is Luke’s father,
    The father who actually raises Luke was his uncle Owen.

    So in that sense Luke does in fact have:
    A biological & BAD father- Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
    & A real father who raised Luke in Uncle Owen.

    • Okay, I got the post that started thread point- > image

      Since before Darth Vader told Luke he was his father, Luke knew Anakin Skywalker was his father, but there 2-huge problems with that thinking 1st. & obvious, They are both males, how would produce Luke & 2nd. uncle Owen was the father that raised Luke, why does he know about Anakin Skywalker? Remember they were keeping Luke from discovering his biological father was Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader.

      Plus, the second part of the PIC, in the post that starts the thread, makes no sense to the first part, referencing my above point that first part makes no sense.

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      And in a roundabout, indirect, sense, Darth Vader did kill Uncle Owen. He just might not even know it…