FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoTaste the flavorlemmy.worldimagemessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1941
arrow-up1941imageTaste the flavorlemmy.worldFenrirIII@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square112fedilink
minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up100·2 months agoPlant: develops high amounts of capsaicin to ward off predators Humans: ooh, this would be great with chicken! Plant: am I a joke to you?
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84·2 months agoHumans: YOU TWO PLANTS NEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER
minus-squareJunkers_Klunker@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 months ago*Humans: YOU TWO PLANTS NEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER
minus-squareCapt. Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·2 months agoSimilarly: Yeast: I’m going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms! Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly…
minus-squarethe_beber@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoWell… it‘s also killing humans, so… plan worked ig?
minus-squaretomi000@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoIt is not meant to ward off predators though. Being eaten is the goal, thats how the seeds are scattered.
minus-squarethevoidzero@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·2 months agoIt is to ward off mammals. Their goal is to be eaten by birds, birds can’t taste capsaicin, so it’s just normal food. And birds distribute the seeds.
minus-squaredarvocet@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoI eat a lot of pepper and I never poop out seeds. Nerd.
minus-squareLeon@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoNot to get all up in your business but wow, you’re being really lazy and disrupting the circle of life here buddy. You should poop more seeds.
Plant: develops high amounts of capsaicin to ward off predators
Humans: ooh, this would be great with chicken!
Plant: am I a joke to you?
Humans: YOU TWO PLANTS NEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER
*Humans: YOU TWO
PLANTSNEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTERSimilarly:
Yeast: I’m going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms!
Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly…
Well… it‘s also killing humans, so… plan worked ig?
It is not meant to ward off predators though. Being eaten is the goal, thats how the seeds are scattered.
It is to ward off mammals. Their goal is to be eaten by birds, birds can’t taste capsaicin, so it’s just normal food. And birds distribute the seeds.
I eat a lot of pepper and I never poop out seeds. Nerd.
Not to get all up in your business but wow, you’re being really lazy and disrupting the circle of life here buddy. You should poop more seeds.