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Fun story: I made the exact same joke when someone was showing me a Japanese digital bidet toilet in a bathroom showroom. Turns out I was not the first one pointing this out, the guy told me with pokerface that most of these toilets have a sensor and the wash function only activates when it detects someone sitting on it. Also the nozzle retracts and its not exposed during toilet use and its disinfected with hot water automatically, so probably the water coming from it is just as clean as directly from the tap.
The more you know…
No deterrent when you’re butt ugly - system works as intended
For those who have a garbage disposal on your kitchen sink… If you’ve never thought to puke there, give it a shot next time. Turn on the disposal and run the water. Puke disappears immediately, and you can rinse your mouth right after.
I had the same thought last time I had to throw up.
I didn’t make it and had a line of throw up on the kitchen floor and all over the cabinets. It was not fun to clean up. :(
Lol… There is definitely potential for that.
- Puke in a bucket.
- Dump bucket of puke into toilet.
- Thoroughly clean puke bucket after puking, as soon as able.
- Feel better not putting your face into a toilet while puking.
- EZPZ
E: step added for cleaning puke bucket after puking.
Where do you keep your dedicated puke bucket? Do you anticipate when you’re going to be sick and pull it out from storage before hand, or is there a spot under your sink for it?
Then get sick all over again when you find out the hard way you forgot to rinse out the bucket.
Additional step for cleaning bucket added.
I’ve had vomiting sessions where I would have happily mouth throttle a bidet.
One of the things that’s generally effective when I feel nausea is to wipe my face with a cool cloth. I imagine that spraying water on your face might do similar.
A big spoonful of silicic acid always did the trick for me. It’s a sort of gel. I keep a bottle of it in the fridge for this purpose, but also for skin burns.
I was literate right up until I read that comment then my survival instinct kicked in and my mind evacuated the very concept of reading faster than my bowels evacuated the fish that was left out on the counter for a week now I only wish I knew why my fingers keep mashing this glowing rectangle.
