My kid did this and scared the shit out of us. The whole store was looking. This meme was posted in our family group chat.
Literally 1984
Don’t do it kids! That earned me a leash!
Those couldn’t hold me. I’d just unlock it and attach it to a nearby pole and sneak away. The tension from the pole usually bought me about a minute.
Oh god, it all adds up. They were put on leashes as kids, now they want to be treated like dogs
strange thing to hear from the mimecraft youtuber MumboJumbo (idc if you are him or not, i read this comment in his voice and this is the reality i choose to believe in)
Chuffed to bits
I prefer to hear it coming from the Banjo-Kazooie character.
Me in 1984 working at K-Mart cleaning the crap off the floor from the middle of those fixtures where you were hiding.
My Mom did not give a fuck! We lived in a small town and could walk home if we weren’t with her when she left.
Stay in the store, overnight, raid the staff fridge, fall asleep on a mound of pillows, hide again before the store opens, casually leave as they open, repeat for a couple of days.
Watch out when the mannequins come to life
Sam Crenshaw would probably narc on you tho
Fuck that guy. ACAB
Yep I remember doing this to my grandma
Did something similar once hiding in my little brothers carseat with a blanket covering me just right I guess to be very well hidden
My parents were checking out the building site for our new house in the woods and I got bored/tired and went back to the car to nap. They looked everywhere for me and I was just safe asleep.
Don’t leave us hanging…
Did she find you, or are you still in your brother’s car seat?
I popped out once she started freaking out
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