POv: you’re Iskaral Pust, meeting that witch Mogora for the first time

  • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
    21·
    1 day ago

    Listen, lads. If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom. That’s how you get an eggsac in your chest. Then Bam! You’re a single father of millions.

    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
      4·
      1 day ago

      If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom.

      Speak for yourself. If she is willing to show me her spider mouth on the first date, that just means she has good taste.