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minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoRomances are stupid shallow fluff that serve no purpose except to draw in lonely people. They’re idiotic and predatory.
minus-squareHubertManne@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoand horny! sometimes its not enough that they are naked!
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoFor me, romances are just so they can carry shit that I find.
minus-squarebryndos@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoOne of the videogame characters I was most attached to was Agro the horse in shadow of the colossus.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoLol, no, but I’ve been there. “Can you meet me at my apartment? I bought a dresser I need your ‘help’ with”
Romances are stupid shallow fluff that serve no purpose except to draw in lonely people. They’re idiotic and predatory.
Guilty as charged
and horny! sometimes its not enough that they are naked!
For me, romances are just so they can carry shit that I find.
Pack mule romance. Love it.
One of the videogame characters I was most attached to was Agro the horse in shadow of the colossus.
Are you my girlfriend?
Lol, no, but I’ve been there. “Can you meet me at my apartment? I bought a dresser I need your ‘help’ with”