• fartographer@lemmy.world
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    Oh, fuck me, Cap’n! Don’t put me in the god damned Boo Box again! The last man went in, you forgot he was in there and he shit himself and died! No one’s cleaned it out yet. Even if I weren’t going into a box filled with shit and dead-person, I’m scared as fuck that you’re gon’ forget me in there too, and I’ll be added to your collection of shit-coated-cadavers. Why do you even have this collection??? I know there’s only 3, but that’s a really high number when dealing with cadavers, especially ones covered in shit! Please, Cap’n! I’ll do anything! You can do, literally, anything to me except that! To that I say, “NOT THE BOO BOX!”

    - Glenn Close- Hook: The Director’s Cut