TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoGuinness wasn't proud of this one.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1439
arrow-up1439imageGuinness wasn't proud of this one.lemmy.worldTheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squareredlemace@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up131·3 days agoI only feel sorry for the Guinness World Record judge
minus-squareBilly_fuccboi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up83·3 days agoI just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
minus-squareredlemace@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up64·2 days agoYet 48hrs before the ‘event’ at Guiness HQ
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days ago“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”
minus-squareanswersplease77@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agothere gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 days agoYou gotta at least wear eye protection.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoFunky cheese, relevant username
I only feel sorry for the Guinness World Record judge
I just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
Yet 48hrs before the ‘event’ at Guiness HQ
“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”
there gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts
You gotta at least wear eye protection.
Imagine the smell 🤢
Pineappley?
Cummy
Funky cheese, relevant username