TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoGuinness wasn't proud of this one.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1439
arrow-up1439imageGuinness wasn't proud of this one.lemmy.worldTheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squarenew_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up79·2 days agoThat’s one jerk every 9 minutes. I can only imagine the pain in their balls and arm they must’ve felt after a while.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82·2 days agoTheir prostate must have looked like a dehydrated pumpkin
minus-squarephx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 days agoTheir dick probably didn’t look much better. Even with lube that’s gonna chaff after awhile and probably took off at least a layer of skin
That’s one jerk every 9 minutes.
I can only imagine the pain in their balls and arm they must’ve felt after a while.
Their prostate must have looked like a dehydrated pumpkin
This pumpkin looks how I feel
Their dick probably didn’t look much better. Even with lube that’s gonna chaff after awhile and probably took off at least a layer of skin