roll a D8, the result determines the outcome of your conversation:

1. the minotaur fucks you
2. you fuck the minotaur
3. the minotaur attacks you
4. a trap door opens under you dropping you into a sex dungeon
5. the minotaur starts crying (you monster)
6. the minotaur proposes
7. you trip and accidentally stab the minotaur to death (you monster)
8. the minotaur fucks you

I’d play the shit out of that game