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Oh god, I’m launching! I’m launching!
Fantasy smut sells! This dude could make fucking millions off this. I would rewrite the whole thing if I were him.
roll a D8, the result determines the outcome of your conversation:
- the minotaur fucks you
- you fuck the minotaur
- the minotaur attacks you
- a trap door opens under you dropping you into a sex dungeon
- the minotaur starts crying (you monster)
- the minotaur proposes
- you trip and accidentally stab the minotaur to death (you monster)
- the minotaur fucks you
I’d play the shit out of that game
Reading gooner “literature” needs to be shamed, at least when it’s read in public. It shouldn’t be as popular as it is, I’ll tell you that.
do you mean popular in public or popular in general
I kinda see a bat’s face in the thumbnail
don’t think its gonna sell as good with a different cover. also “A NOVEL NOT ABOUT GAY MINOTAUR SEX?” should be its byline
It’s cute that he thought “Gay Minotaur Sex” would be a brand new sentence somehow.
My sweet, sweet summer child…
No, no, no. The new sentence is that it does NOT have Minotaur sex
I didn’t even have to search much…
My motto is if a thing has a hole or a pole someone wrote about fucking it. I say “it”, because whatever it is can be an anthropomorphic toaster. Probably called “Hot Toasted Love” or “Butter my Bread”.
Edit:, now I started down a dark rabbit hole… Which is also fucked in a book most likely.
I like the looks of that Ghost Raptor Seduction.
Any pole is a goal
My takeaway here is that there’s apparently a market out there hungry for Minotaur smut.
You: ‘apparently’
Me, a furry for the last two decades: haha, yes, apparently, ha ha ha… haaaa…
There’s a market out there for literally any kind of smut you can think of. It might be a small market, but there will be a market.
Rule 34, basically
Hell there’s even a market for market based smut where craft markets are having anal sex with farmers markets while simultaneously having illicit affairs with stock markets. Everyone needs a little lovin’.
While the flea market watches from the corner.
And small as it may be, you will get paid better for your minotaur smut than you will for all your non-smut writing combined.
For every single thing that exists or can be imagined, there is someone who wants to fuck it.
Morning Glory Milking Farm
An overwhelming amount of booktok/bookstagram (and their mentally challenged brother, bookbook, close relative of Moon Moon) is very much in love with e.g. Morning Glory Milking Farm.
WARNING: Look that book up at your own peril. You’ve been warned.
Look up “ice planet barbarians”. Forgot the author but there are a lot of different kind of barbarians, orcs, demons, etc. That are rough but with a soft spot, protecting the female lead heroically while taking her for themselves.
The drawing is super suggestive, that Minotaur is ripped, face looking down while his chest pump up showing physical dominance while his “enemy” with his height only achieving the bare minimum to cover his massive huge humongous…personality
Also the title is literally called “The Staff”
And come on, why the hero is shirtless with jeans!! That’s hot
You need to include tags. I don’t read fanfic but they probably have a tag for sex-free writing. Assuming there is any.
“Jason knew that this was beyond him. And some deep inside him rose. A deep knowing that he could take this the minataur. Sterlingly strong, the minataur stood with a knowing going in his eyes. This wasn’t his first rodeo. “Don’t fail me now” Jason thought as he gripped his staff ever tighter.”
“The minataur thrust himself at Jason. A tangled mess of limbs and horns, they jostled for position. Jason held the minataur’s head down by the horns. “I’ve got you now” as he moved to thrust his staff deep inside the … The world a twirl, Jason found himself on his back, lurching. Something gored him and the man-beast had struck the first blow. He had never felt anything like this before. The power. The grace. The yearning for release. He was no longer in control. When was the last time he wasn’t in control?”
Complete with the little spelling and grammar mistakes that such a novel would contain. Ahem, allegedly contain.
This is fantastic. Thanks for posting the reddit link, which has now been edited further:
EDIT 2: Apparently I also
owe an apology to the small (but vocal) contingent who really wanted this to be minotaur smut.I’m doing my part. Now get typing.Be the change you want to see in the world.
And the linked thread is basically a writing competition that the author is hosting with a $100 prize. The title is “Announcing the 2026 Beefhammer Prize For Excellence in Minotaur Erotica”. Lovely!
Ouch. Seriously, what was he thinking with that cover. Or the artist for that matter. Should have shopped it out to at least one friend and asked “based on the cover, what do you think this is about?”
I mean the name literally has “The Staff” in it!
This seems to be garnering a lot of attention. Maybe he knew exactly what he was doing.
‘oh no, I swear I was always totally innocent, stepbro…’
Well then judging by the title it’s about a group of coworkers?
Banging a minotaur, right?
Right? Right?
He’s upset because everyone made the wrong assumption, it’s actually a story about a sentient staff that gets revenge for being used as a sounding rod for 30 years.
Revenge? One should be so lucky!
Why is the minotaur’s left “leg” purple and engorged?
There are three legs 😏
Why is one nipple bigger than the other? Modern mysteries.
