My motto is if a thing has a hole or a pole someone wrote about fucking it. I say “it”, because whatever it is can be an anthropomorphic toaster. Probably called “Hot Toasted Love” or “Butter my Bread”.
Edit:, now I started down a dark rabbit hole… Which is also fucked in a book most likely.
I didn’t even have to search much…
Minotaur Smut
My motto is if a thing has a hole or a pole someone wrote about fucking it. I say “it”, because whatever it is can be an anthropomorphic toaster. Probably called “Hot Toasted Love” or “Butter my Bread”.
Edit:, now I started down a dark rabbit hole… Which is also fucked in a book most likely.
Chuck “Pounded in the butt by my book “Pounded in the butt by my own butt”” Tingle is cheating.
I like the looks of that Ghost Raptor Seduction.
Any pole is a goal