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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 天前

No, really, I will!

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No, really, I will!

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 天前
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    Do you really want to risk that a guy who likes a Microsoft OS reproduces?

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    He crashed in the middle of the sentence, just like

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      Whoa, this commenter just

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        I don’t get why are you guys

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          What the fuck is

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            1 天前

            I, too, remember candleja

            • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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              Whoa, let’s not

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      You can’t just write

  • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
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    Them not specifying who is getting fucked makes it much more ominous

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      Or what for that matter

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        1 天前

        Is that you, JD?

    • DWANG05@feddit.online
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      I took it as threatening to screw the Device.

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    hmm, ill take that bet, windows 98 was shit!

    so, when do I get fuck?

    • marduk@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Here you go: fuck off, dumbass!

      • dumbass@piefed.social
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        Its not the fuck I wanted, but its the fuck I got!

        • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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          Fucks are expensive, one does not just give the quality ones like candy.

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            man, people used to give a fuck, now everyones stingy with their fucks and keep lying about having no fucks to give, when I can clearly see your fucks right there!

    • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org
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      you wanna know the location on the map or on your body?>:3

      • dumbass@piefed.social
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        dealers choice.

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    Don’t kink-shame

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    Around that time, wasn’t there something called WindowsME, which I think stood for MicroEdition? And CE, not sure what that stood for.

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      There was a meme making rounds back then that with the combined powers of Windows ME, CE, and NT, you get Windows CEMENT.

      There was also a joke about it being sluggish or something there. I forget.

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        You are the only other person I’ve encountered who knows of this joke, so I now declare us friends.

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          I think we have no choice but to be friends, now. I’m frankly amazed to run into someone else online who’d heard that joke

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            I am prepared for impending friendship.

            I don’t recall where I originally read the joke but I spent years - unsuccessfully - trying to find it again. The version I read followed it up with something like “hard as a rock, dumb as a brick.”

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      Windows CE was for embedded systems and it was the most horrific crock of shit ever. Which didn’t stop them from producing a couple of billion devices with it, of course.

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        Don’t talk shit about my baby the Dreamcast ever again

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          Come at me, bro!

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      ME stands for “Millennium Edition”, or sometimes more accurately “Many Errors”

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      ME stood for Millenium Edition , the successor of win 98. CE was the embedded windows.

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        ME was more like the sucks asser version to Windows 98.

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          Definitely not disagreeing with you there.

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    Same joke here (YouTube)

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    Ok how’s that social media platfrom called?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Tumblr?

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