MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 days agoWithout hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠lemmy.worldimagemessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up11.11K
arrow-up11.11KimageWithout hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠lemmy.worldMTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 days agomessage-square98fedilink
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·23 days ago They call this move the handjob dance.
minus-squareMTZ@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·23 days agoI feel 21% less masculine after watching that. But that’s probably just an anomaly idk.
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-222 days agoDave Bautista said it looked like he was jacking off two giraffes.
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·22 days agoAs funny as it sounds I don’t know enough about giraffe penises to know how accurate that statement is.
They call this move the handjob dance.
I feel 21% less masculine after watching that. But that’s probably just an anomaly idk.
Air dicking
Dave Bautista said it looked like he was jacking off two giraffes.
As funny as it sounds I don’t know enough about giraffe penises to know how accurate that statement is.