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tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago

Pickles

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Pickles

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tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago
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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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    34 minutes ago

    thanks for the reminder. I’m standing here leaning on the counter in front of my fridge browsing lemmy and in need of a snack

    now I’ve got two different types of pickles out to snack on. excellent.

  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
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    1 hour ago

    Suppository

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      52 minutes ago

  • man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    A new flavor of shit post has entered the arena. Let’s see how this one goes.

    • tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.orgOP
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      4 hours ago

      Technically, it’s a pickle post. No poo included.

  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    I legitimately don’t understand what people see in pickles. Someone put some on my burger the other day. Burger was fucking ruined. Even after you pick them off the juices and smell linger.

    • monsterpiece42@reddthat.com
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      15 minutes ago

      I legitimately don’t understand what people see in pickles.

      Often, seeds.

    • tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.orgOP
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      2 hours ago

      Pickles are tasty though.

  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    I love me some pickles

  • Kaesekalup@lemmy.wtf
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    5 hours ago

    Hm, pickle 🤤

  • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    No

    • tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.orgOP
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      5 hours ago

      😞

  • Thunderbird4@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    It is the way of my tribe to not let any part of the pickle jar go to waste. All of pickle juice must also be drank.

    • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
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      19 minutes ago

      I slice a fresh cucumber and put it into the leftover brine overnight. MOAR pickles.

    • tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.orgOP
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      8 hours ago

      This is the way.

  • P1k1e@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    Please don’t eat me

    • tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.orgOP
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      8 hours ago

      How many of you are in a jar?

      • P1k1e@lemmy.world
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        It’s just me now. There were 13 of us, but now it’s just me! They already ate my I and L, I’m just getting by with these 1s!!!

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    I had 15 to 20 pickles once and I don’t regert it.

  • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    13 hours ago

    I regret eating one pickle. And that’s not one at a time, that’s just one in my whole life.

    • tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.orgOP
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      13 hours ago

      That’s why you are advised to eat 15-20 pickles instead of one pickle.

      • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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        Just tried. Tasted horrible. But the good news is my heart definitely liked it because it’s going absolutely bananas!!

  • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Add a half gallon of milk and you have a balanced diet

  • Naich@lemmings.world
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    16 hours ago

    I ran out of pickles and only ate 14. What is going to happen to me? I’m scared.

    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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      33 minutes ago

      if one of them was really big, it’s okay it averages out

    • tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.orgOP
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      13 hours ago

      Buy more pickles.

  • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    Intensive Pickle Unit

    https://youtu.be/qXioAqTB7UI

  • fubarx@lemmy.world
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    Been there, done that.

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