Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoHow do you get down off an elephant?message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1130file-text
arrow-up1130message-squareHow do you get down off an elephant?Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square6fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareasqapro@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·9 days agoFor anyone struggling to get it: Tap for spoiler Ducks have feathers called down. The joke is that it seems like “down” is being used as an adverb, but it’s being used as a noun.
minus-squareAmidFuror@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 days agoDuck down is cheaper, but not as effective.
minus-squaresudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 days agoIt’s much more effective if someone is trying to punch you though.
For anyone struggling to get it:
Tap for spoiler
Ducks have feathers called down. The joke is that it seems like “down” is being used as an adverb, but it’s being used as a noun.
Shouldn’t it be goose?
Duck down is cheaper, but not as effective.
It’s much more effective if someone is trying to punch you though.