• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      8 days ago

      I’m not sure it’s possible to humorously name a boat without getting punny in the dad way.

      Unless it’s a yacht or some other super expensive kind, then you can do villainous puns in stead like naming it what less egotistical people could have spent the money on, I guess 🤷

      “College Fund” would be an example of BOTH simultaneously IMO

      • merc@sh.itjust.works
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        8 days ago

        I guess you could also give it a Gen Alpha slang name that someone old enough to be a dad is too old to understand.

        Like, call the boat “Low Key Salty”. Simultaneously a play on words and Gen Alpha slang. Best if used for an ocean-going boat docked in the Florida keys.