I can’t decide whether the pencil-pusher who reviews boat naming paperwork has a great job or terrible one. Should track their workplace injury stats and study the effects of frequent high-intensity eyerolling.
Woah, I’ve seen “wood not” and “wood too”! Small world
Unsinkable 2 got me
Definitely the best.
Aboat Time is just Canadian
“Damn, so the Unsinkable sank, eh? That sucks.”
“Not at all, she’s moored at the pier as we speak. I just wanted another one.”
“Oh. I thought there was a grim joke there.”
“Yeah, most people do, which itself is kind of a joke. Shrimp cocktail?”
“Can’t. Allergic to shellfish.”
“Damn, that sucks.”
My Dad’s sailboat was Passing Wind
Unsinkable II def top of the game.
Where’s “wet dream”?
Should’a been “Wood Knot”, or even “Wood Naut”.
Pier pressure Is my favorite
I worked for a marina when I was a
childteenager, and my favorite boat name was a sailboat namedC:[ESC]
They’re all great except the last one. The “Cirrhosis” one went over my head but I looked it up, it’s excellent. The last one, “aqua holic”, isn’t a dad joke unless I’m missing something.
Alcoholic?
They already said they owned a boat, so I assumed this was implied.
(Sorry about the shitty video quality; it’s the only copy I’ve ever been able to find.)
First boat from Canada ?
Abewt time
No, that’s his brother’s cobbler shop.







