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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 hours ago

Dadboats rule

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Dadboats rule

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 hours ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/64461862

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    34 minutes ago

    I can’t decide whether the pencil-pusher who reviews boat naming paperwork has a great job or terrible one. Should track their workplace injury stats and study the effects of frequent high-intensity eyerolling.

  • the_tab_key@lemmy.world
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    Woah, I’ve seen “wood not” and “wood too”! Small world

  • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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    Unsinkable 2 got me

    • Madrigal@lemmy.world
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      Definitely the best.

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    1 hour ago

    Aboat Time is just Canadian

  • X@piefed.world
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    51 minutes ago

    “Damn, so the Unsinkable sank, eh? That sucks.”

    “Not at all, she’s moored at the pier as we speak. I just wanted another one.”

    “Oh. I thought there was a grim joke there.”

    “Yeah, most people do, which itself is kind of a joke. Shrimp cocktail?”

    “Can’t. Allergic to shellfish.”

    “Damn, that sucks.”

  • bert_macklin_fbi@lemmy.world
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    My Dad’s sailboat was Passing Wind

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    Unsinkable II def top of the game.

  • fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net
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    Where’s “wet dream”?

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    Should’a been “Wood Knot”, or even “Wood Naut”.

  • Damage@feddit.it
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    Pier pressure Is my favorite

  • BluescreenOfDeath@lemmy.world
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    I worked for a marina when I was a child teenager, and my favorite boat name was a sailboat named

    C:[ESC]

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    They’re all great except the last one. The “Cirrhosis” one went over my head but I looked it up, it’s excellent. The last one, “aqua holic”, isn’t a dad joke unless I’m missing something.

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      Alcoholic?

      • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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        They already said they owned a boat, so I assumed this was implied.

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    Relevant Flintstones

    (Sorry about the shitty video quality; it’s the only copy I’ve ever been able to find.)

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    First boat from Canada ?

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Abewt time

    • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      No, that’s his brother’s cobbler shop.

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