But it doesn’t scare away creampies, it invites them? Or am I missing something? It scares away sperm in the creampies, sure… but that’s just a part of a creampie, not all of it.
Jesus, I can’t believe I typed all of this out. Should I delete it? Probably. I’m not going to though.
You’re right, though. It’s a baby scarecrow. A…scarefetus? That’s literally its one job, scare away fetuses from implanting.
i mean, i appreciate you going through the effort of sharing the thought process. it saves one of us doing it and you know we would
IUD != IED
I always have to remind myself of the difference. One is preventing births, the other is for undoing births.
Also different from DUI which can be used for both.
Don’t DIY your IUD while getting a DUI or you might become an IED.
Then there’s DYI which can also often be used for both, with non-zero success rates
DYI
Do Yourself It? Demolish Your Igloo? Despair Yield Index?
Decriminalized Yak Imperceptibility
This is a horrible policy, the consequences of imperceptible yaks are disastrous to our economy and public safety. Recriminalize it.
Dick Yolk Ice cream
Don’t forget a DUI which can sometimes undo births as well.
If all else fails I suppose you can DIY another one…
I dunno about planting improvised explosive devices
What a lovely day to be able to read.
Is that an Improvised Urinary Device?
nah it’s an Inconvenient Urethroperineoscrotal Dephosphorylator
