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minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·15 days agoEating that nonsense only prolongs the “I shit in my pants” years.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·14 days agoYou don’t have to keep selling me on it!
minus-squarechunes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 days agoThe staple that single-handedly keeps ~4 billion humans alive
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 days agoAnd ever single one of those is shitting almost daily.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 days agoThey’ll be healthier shits though. Ones that hold their form and don’t smear. Sounds worth it to me…
Eating that nonsense only prolongs the “I shit in my pants” years.
You don’t have to keep selling me on it!
Rice?
The staple that single-handedly keeps ~4 billion humans alive
And ever single one of those is shitting almost daily.
Brown rice
They’ll be healthier shits though. Ones that hold their form and don’t smear. Sounds worth it to me…