We all did!

Exactly. Right-click the word, hit ignore.

Around a decade ago I went to church with my parents. They don’t go to a mega church but it is a large church in a Texas suburb. My mom offered to buy me a cup of coffee. I thought she was making that silly joke about “buying” me a cup because, it’s a church, coffee is free right? No. She actually paid money for coffee at church. And it was a goddamned k-cup.

Yeah, so cringe.

I would pay good money to see Cliff Clavin as mayor of NYC.

Funny thing is, CNN has been a Fox clone for a few years now.

I’ve literally never noticed before that Obi-Wan had a beard.

Tell me you’ve never worked retail without telling me you’ve never worked retail

And it absolutely does benefit them personally, just in ways they’re too dumb to see.

I have no idea who Luol Deng is but a meal is a meal.

Can you teleport back?

His leap of logic sounds more like, “If we let men marry men what’s next? Cars eating babies?”

So… Stereotypes are OK as long as they aren’t “mean spirited?”

God fucking dammit, I fucking hate seeing people self-censor themselves on the internet.

I believe that. But you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

I’m in Oklahoma, anyone got a non-PH link?

This is fine.

Yes, sure. And everyone clapped. And your name: Albert Einstein. And all that.

Same. And I came here to comment exactly that.

I mean, you could say all that or you could say a quart = 0.946 liters.