I was shocked that I had the opportunity to post it, to be honest.

Watch this if you think your dishwasher sucks.

…as a Linux user, there are Linux users having casual sex?

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The correct answer is “have bought them both 2 years ago”.

This post looks like an N64 texture.

I have to say, this war on Old Reddit is doing wonders to curb my Reddit use.

People using Discord badly are very unlikely to kill random bystanders.

“Walking into my media room”

This implies that you ever leave your media room.

Ocarina of Time

Chrono Trigger

Smash Bros. Melee

Crash Bandicoot 2

Pokemon Red/Blue

…but what if I go “psspsspss” and the tiger comes up to me?

OpenAI did nothing.

People using OpenAI hacked the medicare portal.

…so it’s okay if they steal that work from others who did?

But hardcore porn is perfectly fine.

You’ll know it isn’t a genuine Raspberry Pi because it won’t cost $35… right…?

Damn, you beat me to it.

It could also be “If I told you my actual politics, you’d realise what a vile person I am and leave”.

If my KSP rockets are anything to go by, “staging” is when you hit the spacebar and everything goes off at once because you forgot to put things in separate stages.

I’m not pro-AI if that’s what you’re asking.