“Fast casual sex” implies the existence of “michelin rated sex”.
Competitive sex is porn. They literally give out awards every year in Vegas.
yeeeeeeeeeees!
All sex is ranked and competitive, the opposite of casual is formal, doing the hokey cokey with someone you have a contract with, like your wife or your boss.
Or highly orchestrated with costumes and decorations and a theme.
White tie sex
Hm but the opposite could also be committed couldn’t it?
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The DRM on competitive sex is really annoying though, practically excludes Linux users.
…as a Linux user, there are Linux users having casual sex?
Yes. With comparability layer called wine
Yeah, but it’s a gender segregated league
That’s actually just the high skill level challenge pool.
I know it’s just a joke and I know I’m taking this way too seriously but the “<adj> thing implies the existence of <opposite adj> thing” meme really annoys me, because no it doesn’t imply that at all.
The existence of a meme being annoying when taken too seriously implies the existence of the meme not being annoying when not taken seriously.
you are right about taking it too seriously haha
Pretty beat to death for sure, though this still made me do a brief chuckle.
I mean, there are definitely avenues to go pro.
Speedruns seem fun
any% sex champion here…
What about Business Casual Sex?
At work but in the broom closet.
With the rope.
This sounds like a new version of Clue.
It exists. A few years ago, it was supposed to be arranged in a venue in Sweden, but the event was cancelled for some reason. Apparently, there are judges that judge based on different factors, like quality of foreplay and sensuality. So apparently not a race, but more like a dancing competition.
I really don’t know, and I’m just paraphrasing what was mentioned on a radio broadcast back then.
So, just porn?
“professional” ≠ “competitive”
They do have award shows though. That makes it competitive, at least for some of the movies.
Isn’t that the porn industry?
I’m in the 100m dash, trying to get sub 10s.
I’m ranked at Bronze I after a decade or so playing.
Many aspire to reach bronze
What about Arcade Sex and Custom Sex?
Modded sex is better
Disables achievements though.
Formal Sex?
Tinder
