doodahjones

My lot passed around an antique sword cane - when you hit 25, it was yours till the next 25. Wonder who got stuck with it? (Sorry.)
Am 75 now, btw, shooting for the full century.

Absolutely will sign this - the dude’s become infected.

• Sally in the garden
  Sifting cinders,
  Lifted up her leg and farted like a man.
  The bursting of her bloomers
  Broke sixteen winders,
  And the cheeks of her ass went “Clap! Clap! Clap!”

(Kurt Vonnegut, from “Jailbird”)